NOW THE BEST JOKES APPEAR
IF THIS OFFENDED ANYBODY, YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN MY ADVICE AND NOT ENTERED IF YOU DON’T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR….
You have to admit that this is funny.
MY FAVOURITE FAT JOKES…
You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
You are so fat, you show up on radar.
You are so fat when you stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
You are so fat, you have your own area code.
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
You are so big, you play hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."