Some of these jokes you may have heard of before. I have received most of these jokes of my brothers, including in-laws, and I started emailing them about. But I thought it would be much easier to display them on my web page. I am always looking for new jokes, so if you have any good jokes then email them to me.

And also if anybody has complaints or feels offended then I suppose you better Email me and I will consider giving you an apology.

But now lets continue…….

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?

A: Say, "Nice dick."

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?

A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast

infection?

A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?

A: Only if they don't work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're

nuts.

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?

A: A cock that stays up all night.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single

guys have?

A: Palm Sunday

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?

A: Miracle Whip.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine.......